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coconutdead:

“youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly 

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melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage. god damn
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lahero-myhero: asdfghjonjon: iwillmindfuckyou: spaceballs-the-url: harlequin-minds: superiorlemon: sir-pimp-master-arthur: all-the-boys-want-this-hero: assortedstufffuckyeah: aquus: pizzaforpresident: my mom has the same scarf i love her hair who did it Those are some very nice seats! I wonder what track she’s on…. By the map behind her, I think she’s on the blue one. I really love her choice in clothing omg look at that cool artwork next to her on the window oh I really like her tights they’re tealish green very pretty I bet she’s going to the airport. I don’t think brown chairs and brown floor was a good idea, they should have mixed the colours up a bit, added a splash of red maybe I really like her skirt. It’s pretty. DO NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING TO THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!
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deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

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feenaofquinn: UHUHH *goes and cries in a corner*
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charlottegreen: i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.
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